72 things The Purge taught me

Spoilers blah blah blah.

Centres in Britain & Ireland I rate higher than Brad Barritt

To celebrate the big South African's Lions call up, here's a grand list of players I think should be above him. I don't care if a number are injured. It's a comprehensive list.

Teacher to race Bolt over GCSE reforms

Teacher and former Kent fullback Nigel Plod, 48, is to race Olympic Gold Medallist Usain Bolt in a 100-metre sprint in the hope of beating him because he is not very happy with the governments’ proposed reforms to the education system.

The Overt Prestige

More revision materials. This time, it's the synopsis for Christopher Nolan's The Prestige, re-written about linguistic concept of Overt and Covert Prestige...

In the end of the Nineteenth Century, in London, Robert Angier, his beloved wife Julia McCullough and Alfred Borden are friends and users of an RP accept. When Julia accidentally dies during a performance, Robert blames Alfred for her death and they develops a strong regional accent. Both become famous and rival magicians, sabotaging the performance of the other on the stage by inserting flat /a/s and tricking them into monopthongising their vowels. When Alfred performs a successful trick, Robert becomes obsessed trying to disclose the secret of his competitor with tragic consequences. 

I Love Ross Perot (Lyrics)

To the tune of I Love Rock And Roll by Joan Jett & the Blackhearts (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNQDIIg7nRo).
I saw him dancin' there 'bout his record figuresI knew they must've been making Clinton stirThe campaign was goin' strongLike a political King Kong,I could tell it wouldn't be longTill he was president, yeah me, because
I love Ross PerotSo put another chad in the ballot box, babyI love Ross PerotSo come an' take your time an' vote for him
He smiled so I got up and asked for his party“That don't matter,” he said'Cause it's all the sameSaid, “I'm standing for Reform, running all alone”An' next we were movin' onI was voting for Ross, yeah Ross
Next we were movin' onI was voting for Ross, yeah Ross, singin'
I love Ross PerotSo put another chad in the ballot box, babyI love Ross PerotSo come an' take your time an' vote for him
Said, “I'm standing for Reform, running all alone”
An we'll be movin' onWanting to reduce the deficit,Yeah with me, votin'
I love Ross PerotSo put another chad in the ballot box, babyI love Ross PerotSo come an' take your time an' vote for him