After the 'jump', there shall be a list of the films I've seen up to this point this year along with the one quote that's stuck with me the most. I haven't looked any of these up, so some may not be absolutely correct, whilst others may not actually have some. I don't know. I haven't done it yet. It's probably just the first phrase from that film that comes to mind. Many may have been engraved thanks to the trailers.
Oh, and I don't intend to update this, but may do a second 'Volume' in, say, December or something when I'll probably've seen a shedload more films. Anyway-
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows: "Come at once if convenient. If inconvenient, come all the same."
The Artist: "With pleasure!"
The Woman in Black: "It's the first car in the village"
Hugo: "He said it was like seeing his dreams up on the screen"
The Muppets: "Life's a fillet of fish!" "...Yes it is!"
The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel: "Everything shall be alright in the end. If things are not yet alright, then it is not yet the end"
John Carter: "I am John Carter... Of Mars!"
Bel Ami: "I don't love you! I never loved you!"
This Means War: "Well, you've got to keep your options open..."
We Bought A Zoo: "Sometimes, all it takes is 20 seconds of crazy confidence to turn a life around"
21 Jump Street: "That explains why you look like a 30 year old man..."
The Hunger Games: "I volunteer as tribute!"
The Pirates! In an adventure with Scientists: "But mostly, it's for looking down ladies tops"
Battleship: "My daddy always said something something something I can't actually act and I just want to prove it for you"
The Cabin in the Woods: "I'm on a reality TV show! My parents are going to think I'm such a burnout."
Marvel's Avengers Assemble: "Take away that big metal suit and what are you then, huh?" "Genius playboy millionaire philanthropist"
American Pie: Reunion: "The one who looks like Adam Sandler!"
The Lucky One: "I... like to walk..."
Men In Black 3: "I didn't steal the car, well, OK, maybe I did steal that one... But not because I'm black!"
Snow White and the Huntsman: "I won't give you my heart!"
Dark Shadows: "This is a very silly play"
Moonrise Kingdom: "I forgot my comb, but it's OK, I can use my fingers."
Top Cat: The Movie: "PLEASE SOMEONE MAKE IT STOP!" Sorry, that was me, not one of the characters on screen.
Prometheus: "Oh my god"
The Dictator: "I shall now offer you a gift."
The Angel's Share: "Who's this Lisa?"
Rock of Ages: "...And it just kinda goes on and on and on and on"
A Royal Affair: "I! Am! King!"
Fast Girls: "Run fast, look good, you know what I'm saying, girl?"
Jaws: "You're gonna need a bigger boat"
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter: "A man only gets this drunk when he wants to kiss a girl or kill a man"
Red Lights: "...Don't you think she's a little young?"
Cosmopolis: "I need a haircut"
Lay The Favourite: "FOUR MINUTES!"
Ice Age 4: Continental Drift: "Oh, lepracy"
Storage 24: "Charlie?"
The Amazing Spider-Man: "No! You've found my weakness! It's small knives!"
7 Days in Havana: "She was a man."
Seeking a Friend for the End of the World: "So, what are you going to do with the rest of your life?"
Batman double screening: Batman Begins: "What's the point in all those push-ups if you can't lift a bloody log?"
Batman double screening: The Dark Knight: "You wanna know how I got these scars?"
The Dark Knight Rises: "Come forth all of those who shall serve, for an army shall be raised..."
Dr Seuss' The Lorax: "Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, things aren't going to get better, they're not"
Ted: "Yeah, whatever, thanks for 9/11"
Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days: "Once, I went to the bathroom and I didn't wash my hands"
Brave: "If you had the chance to change your fate, would you?"
The Bourne Legacy: "I'm not just a science project, doc"
Offender: "What are you in here for, then?" "Justice"
The Expendables 2: "But after six days of agonising pain... Eventually the cobra died"
The Three Stooges: "DO-NUT REMOVE"
The Wedding Video: "Yeah, I'm going to film your wedding" "No you're not" "Yeah I am"
The Watch: "Most people are disappointed when they meet me"
Step Up 4: Miami Heat: "Well there's this space-age technology called the internet..."
Shadow Dancer: "I want a lawyer"
The Imposter: "I knew that I could be anything."
A Few Best Men: "What is Ramsey doing in my room?"
Total Recall: "Who gets everything they dream of when they're a kid, right?"
The Possession: "It means... The taker of children."
Yuma: "What's wrong with helping your family?"
Keith Lemon: The Film: "Sylvester Stallone, he's the leader."
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